Sophisticated

Oh darling, take a seat
Learn from the experts
I will dress you up in success 
Teach you to walk the walk
When I speak,
the season’s latest silk seems crude
You will never be the stuttering idiot
Always the star at your office meetings,
a hit with the ladies, a catch amongst the gentleman.
People confuse my charm for arrogance,
but that’s how naive little minds think.
I know how the world works,
And your lessons in confidence begins today.
Now, first things first.
Don’t wear socks with sandals, ugh!

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